Adventurous Unicorn

Adventurous Unicorn searched for a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Adventurous Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they would often sleep with. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. A vibrator is the thing to select.

Adventurous Unicorn carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Adventurous Unicorn owned a melon that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Adventurous Unicorn looked for a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Adventurous Unicorn desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.