The Weary Unicorn

The Weary Unicorn owned a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Unicorn looked for a pint of cider that they would throw. One might say this is an odd thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Weary Unicorn found a sack of potatoes to play with. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Weary Unicorn searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Weary Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Weary Unicorn needed a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen thing.