My Stupid Unicorn

My Stupid Unicorn desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes smash. It should be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bat is the item to select.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes break. It should be an original action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was entertaining. A melon was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Unicorn searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Unicorn looked for a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Unicorn craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.