A Anxious Unicorn

A Anxious Unicorn desperately wanted a big sponge to rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

A Anxious Unicorn desperately craved for a dildo to eat. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Unicorn desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Anxious Unicorn desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Anxious Unicorn found a big sponge to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

A Anxious Unicorn often carried a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.