The Lonely Unicorn

The Lonely Unicorn wanted a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Unicorn owned a hat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

The Lonely Unicorn desperately searched for a cheese grater to break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

The Lonely Unicorn desperately desired a crown that they would often play with. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Unicorn desperately needed a wig that they would often play with. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was magnificent. A wig would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Unicorn had a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.