Gentle Unicorn

Gentle Unicorn needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Gentle Unicorn desperately needed a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Unicorn desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes play with. It was an original operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to choose.

Gentle Unicorn desperately searched for a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A cucumber was the chosen thing.

Gentle Unicorn desperately looked for a tomato to cuddle. This seems an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen item.

Gentle Unicorn wanted a crown that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown being the thing opted for.