The Cute Unicorn

The Cute Unicorn had a cheese grater that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Cute Unicorn desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. It might be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Cute Unicorn had a pen to sleep with. It should have been a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Unicorn needed a porno magazine that they would often hug. It is a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Cute Unicorn craved for a set square to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square of all things.

The Cute Unicorn desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it