Her Fat Unicorn

Her Fat Unicorn always kept a wig that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a wig of all things.

Her Fat Unicorn wanted a helmet that they would cuddle. It is a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

Her Fat Unicorn owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese having that done to it

Her Fat Unicorn desperately wanted a dildo that they would put up their bum. It should be a funny idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo of all things.

Her Fat Unicorn found a ball that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Fat Unicorn had a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.