Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorn craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a weird operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was fun. A rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Unicorn found a CD player that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Retarded Unicorn needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Unicorn looked for a bottle of coke that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Unicorn searched for a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It was a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Unicorn craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.