His Blue Unicorn

His Blue Unicorn desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally eat. It would be an odd thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

His Blue Unicorn desired a computer that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a computer was the item that was chosen.

His Blue Unicorn desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often break. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Blue Unicorn desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

His Blue Unicorn desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.

His Blue Unicorn desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.