My Ugly Unicorn

My Ugly Unicorn needed a radiator that they liked to eat. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Unicorn searched for a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Unicorn wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Unicorn searched for a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler of all things.

My Ugly Unicorn desperately needed a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was selected.

My Ugly Unicorn owned a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.