The Yellow Unicorn

The Yellow Unicorn craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Unicorn desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Unicorn carried a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It should be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Unicorn desperately needed a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Unicorn searched for a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Unicorn found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.