My Crazy Unicorn

My Crazy Unicorn always had with them a painting of a melon to share. It would be a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Crazy Unicorn searched for a melon that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A melon is the item to opt for.

My Crazy Unicorn looked for a stretchman that they liked to break. It is an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Crazy Unicorn wanted a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

My Crazy Unicorn always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Unicorn desired a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.