Bum Loving Unicorn

Bum Loving Unicorn needed a sponge to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Unicorn always carried a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Unicorn needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Unicorn desired a pint of cider to sit and look at. This seems a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Unicorn desperately craved for a hat to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

Bum Loving Unicorn wanted a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.