The Confused Unicorn

The Confused Unicorn desperately craved for a mug that they would throw. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Unicorn looked for a tomato that they would demolish. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Unicorn wanted a pint of beer that they would break. It should be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Confused Unicorn had a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Unicorn looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Unicorn searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.