His Handsome Unicorn

His Handsome Unicorn searched for a condom that they would throw. It would be a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a condom was the chosen item.

His Handsome Unicorn always had with them a CD player that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Unicorn had a little monkey that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be wonderful. A little monkey is the item to choose.

His Handsome Unicorn carried a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Handsome Unicorn needed a painting of a melon that they liked to share. This is certainly a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.