Her Purple Unicorn

Her Purple Unicorn desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Unicorn carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Purple Unicorn desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Unicorn desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally drop. It was a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Unicorn desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Unicorn desperately desired a hat that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a hat being the thing opted for.