Their Magical Unicorn

Their Magical Unicorn carried a piece of paper to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Their Magical Unicorn searched for a tomato to play with. This seems an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to select.

Their Magical Unicorn carried a helmet that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to select.

Their Magical Unicorn always had with them a dildo that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Their Magical Unicorn desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally share. It would be an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

Their Magical Unicorn desperately desired a can of Tango to put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.