The Handsome Unicorn

The Handsome Unicorn desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Unicorn owned a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Unicorn always carried a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Unicorn owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Unicorn carried a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It is an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Unicorn desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a different activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup is the item that was chosen.