The Exciting Unicorn

The Exciting Unicorn needed a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Unicorn needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Unicorn desired a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Unicorn desperately wanted a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

The Exciting Unicorn desired a pint of beer to smash. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Unicorn desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. It might be an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to select.