My Gentle Unicorn

My Gentle Unicorn desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It was a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

My Gentle Unicorn always had with them a sword to hug. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword of all things.

My Gentle Unicorn owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Gentle Unicorn had a computer that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Unicorn desperately looked for a sponge to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Unicorn desperately desired a vibrator that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.