The Depressed Unicorn

The Depressed Unicorn desperately searched for a big sponge that they would hug. It is an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Depressed Unicorn desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Unicorn always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Unicorn carried a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Unicorn found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Unicorn found a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.