The Fat Unicorn

The Fat Unicorn desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Fat Unicorn always carried a mug that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.

The Fat Unicorn desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Unicorn often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Fat Unicorn carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Unicorn had a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to choose.