My Beautiful Unicorn

My Beautiful Unicorn searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

My Beautiful Unicorn carried a set square that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Beautiful Unicorn desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Unicorn had a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Unicorn wanted a condom that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

My Beautiful Unicorn always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.