His Bewildered Unicorn

His Bewildered Unicorn always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

His Bewildered Unicorn needed a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Unicorn desired a pint of beer that they would often play with. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately craved for a sword that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.