The Dodgy Unicorn

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn carried a stapler to put up their bum. It should have been a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Unicorn owned a pen that they would occasionally throw. It is a different proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. It is a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn owned a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Unicorn needed a teapot that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the chosen thing.