The Dodgy Unicorn

The Dodgy Unicorn craved for a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego of all things.

The Dodgy Unicorn craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would smash. It would be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Unicorn searched for a bat that they would cuddle. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Unicorn desired a tomato to smash. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn owned a hat that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.