My Nervous Unicorn

My Nervous Unicorn often carried a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Nervous Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often drop. It was a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Nervous Unicorn craved for a porno magazine to sit and look at. It was a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Unicorn desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Unicorn desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

My Nervous Unicorn desperately wanted a cucumber to hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen item.