The Confused Unicorn

The Confused Unicorn desired a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Unicorn desperately needed a sponge that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Confused Unicorn desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Confused Unicorn often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Confused Unicorn desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Unicorn desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It might be an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.