Their Retarded Unicorn

Their Retarded Unicorn craved for a dildo that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Unicorn desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Unicorn desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It should be an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A can of Tango was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Unicorn desperately desired a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Unicorn always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It might be an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Unicorn desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would share. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.