Yellow Unicorn

Yellow Unicorn always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Yellow Unicorn carried a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon of all things.

Yellow Unicorn had a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Yellow Unicorn found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Yellow Unicorn desperately searched for a computer that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be magnificent. A computer is the thing that was chosen.

Yellow Unicorn desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to eat. It might be a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.