The Blue Viper

The Blue Viper desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Viper had a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Viper needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Viper always carried a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Viper wanted a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Blue Viper desperately craved for a bottle of beer to break. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.