The Exciting Viper

The Exciting Viper desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Viper wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Viper searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Viper desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Exciting Viper desperately craved for a ball that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.

The Exciting Viper needed a painting of a melon to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.