The Curious Viper

The Curious Viper had a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. It is a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Viper desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Curious Viper wanted a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Viper often carried a custard pie that they would embrace. It would be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Curious Viper always kept a dildo that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Curious Viper desperately looked for a cup that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a cup being the chosen item.