The Bum Loving Viper

The Bum Loving Viper found a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a computer having that done to it

The Bum Loving Viper wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Viper always had with them a set square that they would put down their trousers. It is a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a set square being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Viper desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would drop. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Viper needed a wig that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was fun. A wig being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Viper desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.