The Round Viper

The Round Viper needed a custard pie that they liked to hug. This seems a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Round Viper needed a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was sublime. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Viper had a bag of poop that they would often throw. It was a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Round Viper desperately wanted a vibrator that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was epic. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Round Viper always kept a can of Tango to cuddle. It is a funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be sublime. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Round Viper always kept a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to select.