The Orange Viper

The Orange Viper desired a mug that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.

The Orange Viper carried a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Orange Viper had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Orange Viper found a stapler that they liked to drop. It should be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Viper desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Orange Viper desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.