The Confused Viper

The Confused Viper found a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Confused Viper wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was epic. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Confused Viper searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Confused Viper always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Confused Viper often carried a radiator that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be amazing. A radiator being the thing opted for.

The Confused Viper had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.