A Beautiful Viper

A Beautiful Viper wanted a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Beautiful Viper looked for a vibrator that they liked to throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

A Beautiful Viper always kept a block of cheese that they would worship. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Viper wanted a wig that they would often eat. It should have been an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Beautiful Viper always carried a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

A Beautiful Viper often carried a melon that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.