Bum Loving Viper

Bum Loving Viper searched for a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Viper craved for a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Bum Loving Viper carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Viper carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Viper searched for a sack of potatoes to drop. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Viper wanted a spade that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.