His Famous Viper

His Famous Viper looked for a melon that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Famous Viper always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Famous Viper always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Viper needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

His Famous Viper always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

His Famous Viper desired a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.