A Fucking Viper

A Fucking Viper looked for a CD player that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Viper searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. A stretchman was the chosen item.

A Fucking Viper needed a big sponge that they would often embrace. It should have been an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Fucking Viper searched for a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. It was a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Viper often carried a pint of beer to worship. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

A Fucking Viper craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.