His Lovely Viper

His Lovely Viper often carried a cucumber to cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

His Lovely Viper looked for a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Viper craved for a bag of flour that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Viper needed a toilet brush that they would drop. It is a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Viper wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Viper desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to annihilate It was a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.