His Curious Viper

His Curious Viper had a spade that they would sometimes drop. It is a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was simply life. A spade being the item opted for.

His Curious Viper had a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Viper carried a ball that they would sometimes worship. It should be a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

His Curious Viper needed a teapot that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

His Curious Viper had a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

His Curious Viper needed a can of Dr Pepper to worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.