My Stupid Viper

My Stupid Viper found a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Viper desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Viper needed a porno magazine to drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Viper desperately needed a radiator that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Viper owned a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Stupid Viper craved for a crown that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.