The Blue Viper

The Blue Viper desired a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Blue Viper always had with them a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. It might be a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Blue Viper desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Viper desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Viper often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Viper found a vibrator to demolish. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.