The Stupid Viper

The Stupid Viper desperately needed a mug that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Viper carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. It would be an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Stupid Viper always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

The Stupid Viper desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Stupid Viper wanted a tomato to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Viper searched for a melon that they would play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.