His Confused Viper

His Confused Viper needed a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square being the item selected.

His Confused Viper desired a tomato that they would often throw. This seems to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

His Confused Viper desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Viper craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

His Confused Viper always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

His Confused Viper looked for a chocolate bar to embrace. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.