Their Red Viper

Their Red Viper wanted a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Their Red Viper owned a set square that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

Their Red Viper owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.

Their Red Viper looked for a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A hat of all things.

Their Red Viper desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was exciting. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Red Viper looked for a sword that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.