The Magical Viper

The Magical Viper needed a cup that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Viper owned a sword that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Magical Viper had a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Viper needed a hat to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Magical Viper craved for a hat that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

The Magical Viper always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.